#!/bin/bash

if [ -f girlproblems.txt ]
then
FEELINGS=”bad”
PROBLEMS=`cat myproblems.txt | wc -l`
if [ $PROBLEMS == "99" ]
then
BITCHES=`cat myproblems.txt | grep bitch | wc -l`
if [ $BITCHES == "0" ]
then
echo “a [...]

You learn something new every day, or so the saying goes. Today I learned that the lyrics from the song “Lateralus” by Tool form a Fibonacci sequence.

Is Bill trying to tell us something?

This year I am signing up for the World’s Greates Shave - a great Australian fund raising event to gather donations for Leukemia research and support.
During the sign-up, it soon became clear that I existed in a demographic that either was not eligable to shave their head for charity, or had been completely overlooked by [...]

In any cell of a spreadsheet type =Game(”StarWars”) and a small Space Invaders-style game will appear.
Easter egg
n.
An undocumented function hidden in software that may or may not be sanctioned by management.

I ran into this problem today when updating a client’s server to the latest version of Plesk.
Did you know that upgrading to >7.5.2 disables the ‘Updater’ button in the ‘Server’ section of Plesk?
I didn’t, but after a bit of head-scratching I found the ‘fix’. (NOTE: Not really a ‘fix’ as nothing was really broken - [...]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pr0n surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of ‘Hot XXX Galore’.
While I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
“‘Tis not possible!”, I muttered, “Give me back my free hardcore!”
Quoth the server, [...]

… across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.
These lines from the first paragraph of H.G. Wells’ book, “War of the [...]

I never seem to write enough anymore. Gone are the days of a simple pencil and notebook stashed under my bed, giving way to the incessant buzz of my needs-to-be-upgraded CRT monitor and full-o-dust’n-shit case fans.
So in an effort to reorganise my life, I have begun cataloging all of the things I tend to forget [...]